kirk

kirk
1. (Kirk) (950↑, 275↓)
A total Studgod, masterful in every way. Great King and Ruler, loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and wealthy and having a big unit and balls of steel.

I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk. They all bowed down to his great Kirkness and kissed his butt. The baseball star was a real Kirk. The women dream of being with Kirk. The football player was trying to become a Kirk.

2. (kirk) (681↑, 268↓)
To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.

Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.

3. (kirk) (557↑, 285↓)
to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios" it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"

"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?" "nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there

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4. (Kirk) (334↑, 116↓)
A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.

All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk. The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down. The men all wished they could be Kirk. The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.

5. (kirk) (221↑, 114↓)
Scots english for church.

"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"

6. (kirk) (153↑, 51↓)
Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.

It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail. Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.

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7. (Kirk) (53↑, 14↓)
A total studgod, masterful in everyway.

The women dream of being with Kirk. The baseball star was a real Kirk. The football player was trying to become a Kirk.

8. (kirk) (144↑, 106↓)
He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN\!

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

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9. (Kirk) (46↑, 10↓)
The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.

I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk. The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt. All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.

10. (Kirk) (36↑, 6↓)
Egotistical, smartass, honest, blunt, loyal, protective, proud, hard working, intelligent, hysterical , 'human-fireplace', dirty mind, creative pumpkin carver, quirky, playful, awsome friend.

"Don't mess with me, my family or my friends." - Kirk "I firmly believe..." - Kirk

11. (Kirk) (44↑, 14↓)
to have a big penis and is long in bed

kirk to be extremely long

12. (kirk) (109↑, 82↓)
an australian slang for a person usually of aboriginal or white/anglo-saxon origin who flips out and goes syko, a fearsome fighter, relentlessly stabbing people with broken glass bottles or sharp objects and biting guy's ears off in fights showing no remorse and fights to the death. usually of a very slim but athletic build. very fast runner, and doesnt tire out. loves taking speed and other types of amphetamines. is very agetated and restless, always thinks people are looking at him. very unsociable when drunk. theiving is his occupation. alot of these type of people live in the sydney suburb of redfern and the mount druit area of sydney (ie. bidwill, shalvey, herbersham, willmot, dharruk, plumpton)

hey buzz ya kirk\!.......

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13. (kirk) (69↑, 45↓)
adj: better than spock.

Wow, that guy is so Kirk it's unreal\!

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14. (kirk) (18↑, 1↓)
aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.

I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone\!....

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15. (Kirk) (57↑, 41↓)
Scottish origin: The word for a church.

Let's head off to the Kirk for Sunday services.

Author: D. Kirk Anderson http://kirk.urbanup.com/544479
16. (Kirk) (17↑, 6↓)
Kirk - kirked - kirking Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.

i.e.: Ohmahgawd\! He totally Kirked her\!

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17. (Kirk) (15↑, 5↓)
The best guy in the whole world, and if you're lucky he will jack your dibs. This is a very pleasant experience, and Kirk will always get the job done.

I love when Kirk jacks my dibs. The best day in the world is when you get a little kirkin and dib jackin action.

18. (Kirk) (83↑, 74↓)
to flip out on sumbody, curse sumone out, just to get mad at sumone 4 no reason

she kirked out on me cuz i wuz talkin to James, who was supposedly, "her boo"

19. (kirk) (40↑, 32↓)
verb: to totally and utter desroy; in PC usage to "own".

Wow, you totally got Kirked in Maintenence Access\!

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20. (Kirk) (6↑, 0↓)
A kirk will be the most amazing person you will ever meet.. a kirk knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a kirk is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a kirk..

I'm so lucky to have a kirk in my life.. You are down? Go find a kirk.

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21. (Kirk) (18↑, 12↓)
-Ruler of the land of Kirkonia -Egotistical -Jerk -Amazing accent -Badass -Jumped by women -British -Sexy dancer -Has weird monologues -Loves techno -Loves mind games -Kinky -Doesn't take life seriously -Intrudes in people's business -Creepy laugh -Slightly manical -Tall -Sharp eyes -People have secret attractions to him

"Dude why are you so suicidal?" "Kirk messed with my mind again." "Oh that sucks. He did that to me last Wednesday."

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22. (Kirk) (16↑, 11↓)
To act in an impetuous way and not play by the rules, like Captain Kirk from "Star Trek".

The NotGoth did a Kirk: he brought his gat and a bottle of Thunderbird into the rave club, when the sign outside the club said "No Alcoholic Beverages and No Firearms Allowed"\!

23. (kirk) (52↑, 48↓)
alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.

I want to be just like kirk. Cassie Cowles

24. (Kirk) (0↑, 0↓)
A person with swag.

That guy is a total Kirk.

25. (Kirk) (1↑, 2↓)
A cheater on games.

*Playing on SvR2010* Kirk (3 weeks ago): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring* Player 2 (Current time): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring* Kirk (Current time): "CHEATER YA CANT THAT DO THAT\! I NEVER DID THAT\! *puts pad down seething with anger*

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26. (Kirk) (1↑, 4↓)
a man with a small man complex is kirk

look at that kirk...he thinks he is taller than everyone...but he is barley over 5 foot tall..lol

27. (kirk) (37↑, 50↓)
saviour of the alcohol industry

"Damn it Larry, if it wasn't for Kirk, we would have gone bust years ago\!" "Your not wrong, mr Budweiser"

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28. (Kirk) (6↑, 20↓)
KIRK: or To kirk: an Attractive gay male that has ability to turn str8 men gay.

DUDE, don't hang around him, he is a kirk. ya hang around that kirk and you will be sucking dick by morning.

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29. (kirk) (8↑, 23↓)
can be arranged into any sentence\!

boris, you coming out in this kirky weather?

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30. (Kirk) (5↑, 24↓)
An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.

"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked\!"

Author: Angry Room-mate http://kirk.urbanup.com/4643910
31. (Kirk) (4↑, 23↓)
To take perfectly good data and make it unusable

Skelly I Kirked this data, looks like we are going to have to reload it

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32. (Kirk) (6↑, 29↓)
To kirk is to bullshit everyone you know; also, kirkin' means one annoys a friend by calling his/her phone numerous times in a short period.

Man, Alex is jumping all over my nerves\! He won't stop kirkin' me.

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33. (kirk) (8↑, 32↓)
a person or the act of taking care of a woman that is less than worthy to take care of (i.e, a hoe, skank, or trick, etc.)

1. "Did you Kirk her?" 2. He said that he was going to take his girl out, which basically meant that he's Kirkin' his girl tonight.

34. (Kirk) (13↑, 38↓)
a trekkie that sits behind a desk whilst pretending they are at the "helm"

While sitting at his desk Kirk was a million light years away shooting Klingons at warp speed\!\!\!\!\!\!

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35. (kirk) (20↑, 45↓)
To get shit face drunk. Alchohol Poisening must be a factor, potentialing loosing pulse for a period of time, but still surviving the overall experience.

"Shit man, I pulled a Kirk the other night at the football game."

36. (Kirk) (7↑, 33↓)
Kirk = bullshit , poop, crock of shit, lie. Def 2. = Scheme, plot, conjur.

"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face. "Your chatting a bag of Kirk." "Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman." "Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.

37. (kirk) (24↑, 50↓)
to be drunk. Or to skip and dance whilst others walk/run

Man, you o.k? You are acting like Kirk after his 3 bottles of whiskey

38. (kirk) (3↑, 30↓)
a douchebag that lives in Queens NY

kirk thinks he is hot shit but he has more chins then a chinese phone book

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39. (kirk) (3↑, 38↓)
kirk is a girl .. who is my best friend .. but can sometimes get on my nerves .. but she`s awesome though \!\! oh and sometimes she has an orange face and orange hair \!

"hi kirk your hair is looking fake today" "KiRK HAS ORANGE HAiRR \!\!" "i wanna stab kirk"

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40. (Kirk) (15↑, 57↓)
To lie, front, or cap

That motha f*cka was striaght kirkin on my shit.

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41. (kirk) (18↑, 65↓)
kirk is so gay he is a gay boy

oh no stop him from coming over its kirk

42. (Kirk) (7↑, 63↓)
1. a flatus expelled through the anus. –verb (used without object) 3. to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind. —Verb phrase 4. kirk around, to spend time foolishly or aimlessly.

"Excuse me I just kirked." "Quit kirking around." "Oh my god who kirked?"

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43. (kirk) (22↑, 89↓)
person who likes gay sexual intercourse, or the use of objects such as a lead pipe.

hey smitty, did u hear about kirk liking it in the ass?

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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